This website details the life story of a bottle opener. But not just any bottle opener, a branded bottle opener!

There's even a whole photoshoot for it!

The story of this bottle opener starts when it was taken for the sole purpose of defacement. Luckily, a kind soul took pity on it, and rescued it. It was then given to one who could protect it, and care for it, for the rest of its days (that's me!). Now it lives on, for time imemorial, in these photographs...